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The Holder of Dinner by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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The Holder of Dinner

Go to the city of New York, and walk down any street or alleyway. As you do so, look for a restaurant, preferably of Italian theme. Enter, and wait to be seated or seat yourself. When the waiter approaches, ask for the Holder of Dinner's Special is. If the waiter answers by saying they do not have such a special,then you will not be finding Her here. It is just as well that you order something else, for your meal will still be exquisite if it is a good enough restaurant. If the waiter answers by saying "Ah, an excellent choice, signore. I shall get it right away," instead, thank them politely. When they walk away, they shall look back at yo

The Holder of Lunchtime by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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The Holder of Lunchtime

In any city, in any country, on any planet at any time, go into any small, local eatery. A diner, a cafe, a restaurant, any place people gather to eat that is local only. A place the serves sandwiches is preferable, however. When you are seated (by a worker or by yourself) ask your waiter to see the Holder of Lunchtime. If he refuses at first, ask him again. He will give in the third time at the least. The waiter will ask you to follow him and take you into the kitchen, telling you the Holder of Lunchtime is in the door in front of you. The kitchen itself will be devoid of staff, and have strange meat on some of the counters, along with typi

The Holder of Breakfast by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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The Holder of Breakfast

Go to any city along the River Thames in England, and look for a place called "All the King's Men". It will look like it is built in an old Gothic style cathedral, but it upon entering it will be full of tables with men and women of various ages eating breakfast. Allow yourself to be seated by the first waitress that comes to you – it will not be a waiter, so long as your intent is the Object that resides within. When you are seated, the waitress will bring you the menu. Ask for the special of the day, and the waitress will tell you they are fresh out. If she does not, order something else. Anything else. When you are told they are out

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A Glance at the Education System Today by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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A Glance at the Education System Today

A quick glance at today's youth shows us the infinite difficulties in educating them. ADD and ADHD runs rampant, and our youth simply don't care about the Pythagorean Theorem or Newton's Laws like they used to. And, the simple fact of the matter is, the problem is in our schools, not our homes or in our youth. So, how can we fix this? Thankfully, No Child Left Behind was signed into law to save the day. And while it hasn't fully done so yet, it is on a one-way course to improvement, granted we strengthen the bill in several regards. Instead of allowing leeway for schools we have to force them to national standards that are easy to obtain. We

Cold Hallelujah by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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Cold Hallelujah

"Daddy? Daddy, are you there daddy?" the little girl asked as she curled in her bed, her feet up against her chest, her eyes glimmering in a strange melancholy of fear and hope, the sound of footsteps echoing throughout the room. She wanted to get up but her body wouldn't move, something told her to simply stay put. She waited for the door to open, but it didn't. She felt the tears forming on her eyes as she asked again: "Daddy?" The footsteps were heard again, slowly up and down the hall. Why was her daddy ignoring her, why was he just walking outside? Why would he not go and comfort his baby girl, his darling Elizabeth? Her blue eyes clos

The Davenport Demon by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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The Davenport Demon

It was the year 1964 in Davenport, Iowa. A decent-sized city, it lay on the Mississippi River. I've only heard about the events involving this "demon" from people in the area, and from a few miscellaneous newspaper clippings that made their way to Nebraska. During the summer of 1964, a couple were diving along the Mississippi River on S Concord Street at night, around 23:00. As they were driving, the woman – a Miss Clarissa Belle – pointed out something weird in the river water. Almost immediately after, "something horrendous reared from the water, and raced across the road," as put by Clarissa Belle when interviewed a few weeks af

Hall of Mirrors by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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Hall of Mirrors

"Good morning, Mr. Jefferson. Today is January 23rd. There is a ninety-five point five percent chance of snowfall today, with wind reaching speeds up to 50 miles per hour." The cold, metallic voice droned on and on, as Donald Jefferson sighed, leaning back slightly in his home office, looking up through the sunroof. The sky was gray and dreary, no sun visible in it, and he could make out some reflections of himself in the glass. He wore a scarlet button-up shirt under a brown tweed jacket, a bow-tie snug around his neck. His face had deep blue eyes, and was full of almost-wrinkles, those signs of experience. His dark, chocolate-brown hair wa

The Journal of Charlemagne the Mad Breton Entry 3 by Mister-Ed-Fan, literature

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The Journal of Charlemagne the Mad Breton Entry 3

Today is Middas the 19th of Last Seed. I awoken from my sleep around 11 in the morning, and I left my room, to talk to the inn keeper. I asked if she knew of any work, and she mentioned a bounty for some bandits – I took the bounty paper, but I knew I'd die if I went after them. I got some gossip about some shrine, and broke my fast after that. I left, and visited the Temple of Kynareth. I prayed for an hour there, receiving the blessing of Kynareth as I did so. I talked to the priestess Danica Pure-Spring about how the Stormcloak uprising affected her duties, and learned that more and more sick and wounded were coming in. I wished I co

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

June 2, 1994
United States
Deviant for 16 years
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Colton M. H. was born in a small farm in Nebraska in the year 1994, during the Great Farming Month of June, on the second day, on the fifth hour's fifty-fifth minute.

Upon his birth, the great evils that plagued the world fled, knowing that he would be their doom in due time. And so the evil Lord Ganondorf gathered his strength for the day that he would be up against Colton.

Seventeen years passed, before Ganondorf led the attack on Nebraska. Thousands died in minutes as Like-Likes tricked men and women alike into thinking they were chests, and then something happened.

The Master appeared, and killed Ganondorf, taking the Tri-Force of Power. And that was when Colton found a watch. This watch was a legendary watch, the Watch of Getting to Lunch on Time.

Using the Watch of Getting to Lunch on Time, Colton successfully proved that the Master was disrupting Lunchtime, causing the Time Lords to step in and kill him, to preserve the Holy Time.

He became a hero, and the gods of Mount Olympus offered him godhood.

He declined, though, in favor of living a humble life of a History Teacher in the future.

Currently, Colton is working on an Alternate History Project called "Fractured World"; Heavy Metal, an alternative fantasy story; Steel and Blood, a sci-fi epic; and From Sea to Shining Sea, a comedy of the US States.

Favourite Visual Artist

Vince Van Gogh

Favourite Movies

Iron Sky, Harry Potter series, the Producers,

Favourite TV Shows

Doctor Who, Futurama

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

The Beatles, R.E.M, Queen

Favourite Books

Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,

Favourite Writers

Harry Turtledove

Favourite Games

Fallout

Favourite Gaming Platform

XBox 360, Wii

Tools of the Trade

The Timey-Wimey Detector

Other Interests

History, Alt. History, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Geography

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Mister-Ed-Fan

Jun 3, 2012

Birthday! :D

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So I turned 18 today! I got: Lunar Flight on Steam from a friend Doctor Who Apollo 28 from a friend Love Wins from a friend The Master's pocketwatch, from mum and dad. A Doctor Who coffee mug, also from mum and dad. So a good net income all in all. I'm really happy with what I got. We went to eat at Hu Hot with my three friends, tomorrow my family is going to Red Lobster, and I'm ending my 18th birthday with some Toonami. All in all, great day!

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Mister-Ed-Fan

Mar 18, 2012

SO I HAVE A BLOG NOW YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT

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CHECK IT OUT http://coltonheitzman.blogspot.com/ RIGHT THERE PLEASE? Yeah, I just kinda felt like making a blog and I've actually been doing things for it which is rare for me... ^^ If you can check it out that'd be awesome

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Mister-Ed-Fan

Feb 16, 2012

So I'm considering making a new DA

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So... I'm considering making a new DeviantArt account to replace this one. I'm considering this because I feel that this one isn't that great. I made it while a fanboy of Ed, Edd, n Eddy and I'm not as much of one, and I'm not sure if I should just stick to this one for old time's sake, or if I should make a new one like I've been thinking of. So what do you guys think? If I do make a new one it'll be related to my Internet alias of Colton O'Weekly, since that's what I'm fond of being referred to as. But I'm not sure.

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Lupy-the-Rabbit

Jun 2, 2013

Hello Colton.

HAPPY BDAY WEEK

btw, i'm working on a possible cover image.

do you have a personal phrase or title to use?

Mine, for example, says "Faith in Chaos/The Holders" since it's my personal motto plus our series...

I'm trying to do something with Death, but "Death/The Holders" doesn't sound very interesting...maybe we could use your quote like "Hope for the Reaper/ The Holders"

Mister-Ed-Fan

Sep 19, 2012

lolHopefortheReapers

How does "Hope in the Harvest/The Holders" sound to you?

IKingFisher

Sep 19, 2012

Sounds good, alliteration is amazing

Mister-Ed-Fan

Sep 19, 2012

That was unintentional by the way. lol.

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Aug 1, 2012

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