Colton M. H. was born in a small farm in Nebraska in the year 1994, during the Great Farming Month of June, on the second day, on the fifth hour's fifty-fifth minute.
Upon his birth, the great evils that plagued the world fled, knowing that he would be their doom in due time. And so the evil Lord Ganondorf gathered his strength for the day that he would be up against Colton.
Seventeen years passed, before Ganondorf led the attack on Nebraska. Thousands died in minutes as Like-Likes tricked men and women alike into thinking they were chests, and then something happened.
The Master appeared, and killed Ganondorf, taking the Tri-Force of Power. And that was when Colton found a watch. This watch was a legendary watch, the Watch of Getting to Lunch on Time.
Using the Watch of Getting to Lunch on Time, Colton successfully proved that the Master was disrupting Lunchtime, causing the Time Lords to step in and kill him, to preserve the Holy Time.
He became a hero, and the gods of Mount Olympus offered him godhood.
He declined, though, in favor of living a humble life of a History Teacher in the future.
Currently, Colton is working on an Alternate History Project called "Fractured World"; Heavy Metal, an alternative fantasy story; Steel and Blood, a sci-fi epic; and From Sea to Shining Sea, a comedy of the US States.